Wednesday, June 9th, 2010.

"Oh, Herro, may i recommend some light reading for you?"

I’ve been putting this off for a while now. I seriously tried once before. I wrote a couple sentences before I gave up out of a lack of creativity. So let’s try it again.

I’m not going to post everyday. I work too long and too hard to HAVE to write something for your little brains to eat up. I’d rather wait till I get creative enough to write something meaningful or else we’re going to end up with a situation like last year where I’d just talk about famous females. No one wants that, especially you Megan Fox.

Ugh. Megan, why were we ever in to you. It doesn’t matter, no one likes you anymore.

I’ll be honest with you, this blog is probably going to be me venting and complaining about my work. Lot’s of complaining, which is fitting. Since this is a blog.

Blogs are about complaining.

The internet is about complaining.

I am about complaining.

So for work, I am pressure washing and painting some gas stations.

I know. I know.

I hate painting.

Whatever. It’s fine. It’s money. It’s all good.

We work at about 4 stations a week and each station has a different foreman. Each foreman has a name. Each name has a rank on the Foreman Ranking Index Quotient. Or F.R.I.Q.

Here are the standings so far:

  1. Timothy.
  2. Gordon.
  3. Ronald.
  4. Bobby.

Luke’s standings might differ a bit.

Now, a lot of time has passed since we last spoke and some things have changed quite dramatically. Firstly, there is a new love in my life who I hope to spend the rest of my life with.

He's so dreamy

OH MAN! Jack Bauer! Who knew? I mean, WHO KNEW? between now and Christmas break, Luke and I have watched seasons 3,4,5,6,7 and are about to start season 8. Don’t tell me anything or I will torture you until I FIND OUT THE LOCATION OF THE DEVICE!

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